if I empty out all the unimportant stuff here, maybe there'll be more room in my head for important things
JACK: This is crazy. You want me to hit you?
TYLER: That's right.
JACK: What, like in the face?
TYLER: Surprise me.
A QUESTION MY GRANDDAD ASKED ME:
If it takes a woodpecker 365 days to peck a hole in a sinker large enough to put in 2000 bundles of shingles, with a hundred shingles to the bundle, how long will it take a grasshopper with a corked leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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