A QUESTION MY GRANDDAD ASKED ME: If it takes a woodpecker 365 days to peck a hole in a sinker large enough to put in 2000 bundles of shingles, with a hundred shingles to the bundle, how long will it take a grasshopper with a corked leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Monday humor (on a Tuesday)
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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